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get rid of that fucking signature.

It makes me want to:

chop my cock off with a chainsaw

shove a screwdriver through both of my eyes at once

want to run over 12 pedestrians

light a laser tag arena on fire

cut my finger nails with artillery shells

kidnap a sewer goblin

shoot a homeless man with a double barrel shotgun

burn my ballsack hairs with a laser

sell my nose to a 7 year old

 

so please change your signature before i do all of the above.

 

this isn't a threat, it's a promise

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get rid of that fucking signature.

It makes me want to:

chop my cock off with a chainsaw

shove a screwdriver through both of my eyes at once

want to run over 12 pedestrians

light a laser tag arena on fire

cut my finger nails with artillery shells

kidnap a sewer goblin

shoot a homeless man with a double barrel shotgun

burn my ballsack hairs with a laser

sell my nose to a 7 year old

 

so please change your signature before i do all of the above.

 

this isn't a threat, it's a promise

Mate LEAVE AND I MEAN LEAVE The LASER TAG ARENAS ALONE!

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If you keep that shit up ill stuff you in barrel and make a dude smoothie, heisenberg style, Lazer Tag Arenas Are Grand

I will

chop your cock off with a chainsaw

shove a screwdriver through both of your eyes at once

light more laser tag arenas on fire

cut your finger nails with artillery shells

make you shoot a homeless man with a double barrel shotgun

burn your ballsack hairs with a laser

sell your nose to a 7 year old

this also isn't a threat, it's a promise

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I will

chop your cock off with a chainsaw

shove a screwdriver through both of your eyes at once

light more laser tag arenas on fire

cut your finger nails with artillery shells

make you shoot a homeless man with a double barrel shotgun

burn your ballsack hairs with a laser

sell your nose to a 7 year old

this also isn't a threat, it's a promise

Punish me!

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