Straya sniper Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 Don’t be afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easte Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 we talking irl or in game irl just kill someone who no one's gonna care about, a homeless guy for example in game you just gotta get better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thyking Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Using whatever you have at your disposal, be crafty, just because it doesn't shoot or it's not sharp doesn't make in ineffective Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 Everyone here is completely wrong! You wanna get good at killing? Read up. First and foremost you gotta be successful. I mean really successful, own a nice car hot girlfriend rich fancy corporate job! Just no insider trading. Be completely solid in your body, From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight. After this is achieved you need to do your best to meet the identity of the peers around you, go to flashy restaurants have some awesome business cards, make a show of comparing your business card to your peers as often as possible. Now we get to the fun part, find the social king of your office, invite him to dinner insist on making the reservations as you know "The newest and finest restaurant". Make sure you are late he has to arrive first (This is Important). When a comment is made about your arrival make a fun joke, examples could be "I'm a child of divorce give me a break!". Get him very drunk, he'll prolly mistaken you for someone else the prick! When all is said and done bring him back to your apartment, if you are serious about this you would have pre wrapped all furniture and surfaces in newspaper or glad wrap. Play some music get rowdy after all you wouldn't want your nosy neighbours asking questions. Excuse yourself from the conversation, move to a secluded area where you will have your murder weapon of choice stored. Finally through one hard swing deliver the killing blow on his stupid head. Remind his dead stupid body that he cant get a reservation at Dorsia now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Stone Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 ragnar has no life ong and even if he did, all you would have to do is sneak up behind him (not hard because he is so fat he can't turn around) and push him over - he won't be able to get back up (because again, he's so fat he can barely move) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easte Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 ragnar has no life ong and even if he did, all you would have to do is sneak up behind him (not hard because he is so fat he can't turn around) and push him over - he won't be able to get back up (because again, he's so fat he can barely move) on god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arily Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1. follow them home from work or school 2. determine weapon effectiveness by your victims size. a rock should suffice for inferior victims such as women and children, however, i would suggest a brick for those who identify as a 'gym rat' (those silly weights dont stop brain haemorrhage). 3. hide any instances of murder. hide the body help eachother hide the body consume the body if absolutely necessary. leave nothing to be found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigchicki Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 What the fuck is this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Jack you run out of breath when you say more then 5 words be quiet my little goblin ragnar has no life ong and even if he did, all you would have to do is sneak up behind him (not hard because he is so fat he can't turn around) and push him over - he won't be able to get back up (because again, he's so fat he can barely move) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 on god you have earnt yourself a minor expression of disaproval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgana Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 killing = bad kissing = good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easte Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 you have earnt yourself a minor expression of disaproval. cope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thyking Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 1. follow them home from work or school 2. determine weapon effectiveness by your victims size. a rock should suffice for inferior victims such as women and children, however, i would suggest a brick for those who identify as a 'gym rat' (those silly weights dont stop brain haemorrhage). 3. hide any instances of murder. hide the body help eachother hide the body consume the body if absolutely necessary. leave nothing to be found what if my victim is as big as Ragnar, how would I get a weapon that big? and how would I hide someone that big? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 what if my victim is as big as Ragnar, how would I get a weapon that big? and how would I hide someone that big? You don't. You accept your position on the foodchain as a inferior man and patiently wait for the gift of death i will bestow upon you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethieplayz Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 You don't. You accept your position on the foodchain as a inferior man and patiently wait for the gift of death i will bestow upon you. i thought u didnt talk to non gigamaxxers (aka thyminging) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 Everyone here is completely wrong! You wanna get good at killing? Read up. First and foremost you gotta be successful. I mean really successful, own a nice car hot girlfriend rich fancy corporate job! Just no insider trading. Be completely solid in your body, From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight. After this is achieved you need to do your best to meet the identity of the peers around you, go to flashy restaurants have some awesome business cards, make a show of comparing your business card to your peers as often as possible. Now we get to the fun part, find the social king of your office, invite him to dinner insist on making the reservations as you know "The newest and finest restaurant". Make sure you are late he has to arrive first (This is Important). When a comment is made about your arrival make a fun joke, examples could be "I'm a child of divorce give me a break!". Get him very drunk, he'll prolly mistaken you for someone else the prick! When all is said and done bring him back to your apartment, if you are serious about this you would have pre wrapped all furniture and surfaces in newspaper or glad wrap. Play some music get rowdy after all you wouldn't want your nosy neighbours asking questions. Excuse yourself from the conversation, move to a secluded area where you will have your murder weapon of choice stored. Finally through one hard swing deliver the killing blow on his stupid head. Remind his dead stupid body that he cant get a reservation at Dorsia now! "Hey Paul!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tukae Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 short-term: shotgun long-term: make your victim try to have a conversation with thyking. they will grow a chronic incurable tumor in their brain that cannot be treated. their life expectancy will divide by 4. that's if they haven't tried to take their own life after having said conversation with thyking (RARE) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the cock johnson Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 like what u want us to say hah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrippE Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 If i wanted to kill someone i'd strap them to a chair and put the biggest speakers i can find around them at max volume playing hustle bones by death grips until the vibrations coming from the speakers causes multiple brain hemorrhages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky Bumpersech Posted July 25, 2022 Share Posted July 25, 2022 I would take them to the beach and then go into the sea - skinny dipping. Get them nicely drunk first (I would stay sober) Then I would bash them over the head with a rock. There are some very nice secluded rocky beaches around here, and on an incoming ride, their body would be rolled around against the other rocks. The blood and tissue on the “originating” rock would be washed off by the waves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Osama Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 Make sure you ask VERY nicely as it is a big ask of most people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgana Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Question resolved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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