How To Fly [Comprehensive Guide]

Homer CockyFlops

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Follow Carefully [order of operation matters]

Step 1: Climb a building, a tall one is preferred.

Step 2: Put on your best pants, must be smart formal!

Step 3: Call your mum and tell her you love her (she deserves to know).

Step 4: Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Finally: Repeat step 4 until you have reached your destination

if your mouth fills up with dirt, start from step 1.
 

Mason Evergreen

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Follow Carefully [order of operation matters]

Step 1: Climb a building, a tall one is preferred.

Step 2: Put on your best pants, must be smart formal!

Step 3: Call your mum and tell her you love her (she deserves to know).

Step 4: Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Finally: Repeat step 4 until you have reached your destination

if your mouth fills up with dirt, start from step 1.

Don't forget to MLG water bucket.
I'm kidding of course, this isn't Minecraft.
 

Ruby Bartosh

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Follow Carefully [order of operation matters]

Step 1: Climb a building, a tall one is preferred.

Step 2: Put on your best pants, must be smart formal!

Step 3: Call your mum and tell her you love her (she deserves to know).

Step 4: Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Finally: Repeat step 4 until you have reached your destination

if your mouth fills up with dirt, start from step 1.
sentence conclusive, not able to reach target of point two nautical miles, failed to fly, mission over